According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale I am GUILTY.... of being too sexy 

This tee features a classic fit with a tear-away label and is made from durable, preshrunk cotton! 
Please check the measurment image to find which size will fit you best!

Sizes are from S-5XL. Some sizes are not kept in stock and will be ordered with the next batch after purchase. 
*Wash cold to prevent shrinking 

Get 15% off when you buy 2 shirts! (You can mix and match) 

*All US orders are free shipping for USPS first class mail.